I'm such a lucky man.
How many other guys have such pretty women in their lives?

"No, Daddy, of course I don't have a poo poo in my pants. Cute lil' ol me?"

Bethany eats more ice cream than me, yet I'm the one that's always in need of a diet!

"Mmmmm.....nuh nuh and green beans......nuh nuh and green beans.....mmmmm"

"Does this hat make me look fat?"


What a cutie!



It's always a feast at the Swalbergs' house

Found: Little rolly polly butter ball, no tags, very friendly.



I've been teaching Bradley the finer arts of picking up chicks. "Hey Baby! Give me five, sugar! Do you dig my shades?"

Aren't I such a lucky man?